honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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