i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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