when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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