Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no, he came in my armpit
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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