Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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