There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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