The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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