im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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