Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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