people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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