yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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