the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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