I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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