Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
where does the pee come out of this thing
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
