Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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