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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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