Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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