Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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