kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
