i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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