if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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