so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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