She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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