How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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