dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
zippers are such a cool invention
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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