i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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