I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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