yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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