How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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