Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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