No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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