Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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