been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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