he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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