Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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