he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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