God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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