Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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