yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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