Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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