Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The Olympian is in my bed
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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