If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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