Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
These tits shall not be calmed
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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