Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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