I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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