The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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