Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I look better un-naked...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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