Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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