i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Someone shattered a urinal.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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