Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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