Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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