now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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