i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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