Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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