Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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