My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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