I'm drive I can fine osifer
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Please don't give away my fajitas
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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