In the future we'll all be gay
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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