Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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