this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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