Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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