Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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