lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I haven't been this sober since birth.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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