Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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