i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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